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Male gamers are increasingly concerned that despite ground-breaking advances in boob physics and a remarkable rise in the number of super-hot female protagonists, many bitches just aren’t that into video games.

With the noble attempts of developers failing to draw in the skirt, gamers are increasingly worried that there might be something about video game culture itself that females find utterly repugnant. However, attempts to identify what this might be have so far drawn a blank, leading some male gamers to speculate that disinterested babes might just be “having their period”.

“I’d love to see more poontang getting into gaming but something is clearly putting them off”, said PussaaayMagnet25, a GameSpot.com forum member. “You’d assume girls would be grateful that video games now feature many strong female characters with enormous breasts but, believe it or not, a lot of them still don’t seem that interested in our hobby. I guess it just demonstrates that women are basically crazy”.

Speaking exclusively to The Daily Pixel, a kinda cute female gamer explained why she and other hotties found some elements of video game culture offensive. Unfortunately we didn’t listen.

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“ Because people still assume that feminism means wanting to replace patriarchy with matriarchy, when what the majority of feminists want is social equality. ”

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